A mix collection of inspirational stories gathered from the internet and personal experiences.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Children’s Science Exam Answers:

Q. Name the four seasons!
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.


Q.
Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A.
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.


Q.
How is dew formed?
A.
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.


Q.
How can you delay milk turning sour? (This is brilliant, you’ll love this!)
A.
Keep it in the cow.


Q.
What causes the tides in the ocean?
A. The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. And water tends to flow toward the moon because there is not water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


Q.
How are the different parts of the body categorized?
A.
The body consists of 3 parts—the brainium which contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs; and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O and U.


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